OK, we didn’t scientifically verify this. But even without the sheer volume of drummers (twelve!), drums are undoubtedly louder than all 23 different birds put together, and certainly must create more noise than — by themselves — milking maids, dancing ladies (unless they’re tap dancing) and leaping lords. As for golden rings? No contest.
Now, depending on what those pipers are piping…?
Point is, wear hearing protection if your true love brings you twelve drummers drumming this Christmas.
Oh, and have a safe, warm and very merry one!
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